Why No, I Can't Rap

Since having heard a song entitled "Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury", I've been idly writing down song titles theoretically about famous literary writers. I'm actually tempted to try writing out some of these as songs, but here's what I have so far.

Fuck Ayn Rand (Objectin’ Objectivism)
James FC (Let the Indians Be)
Requiem for Kafka (Burn this Song)
Snitchin’ on Pynchon (The Man is Insane)
Willie Shakes is Pimpin’ Phrases (Ol’ Dirty Bardsterd)
Bret Easton Ellis (Hates the Rich and the Jealous)
HPL (Racist as Hell)

Ah well. Maybe one day...